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Dear Aircraf' Shopper,

Growin' up as ah did, in the mountains of Wess ole Virginny, ah was surroun'ed by varmints who had li'l in th' way of earthly wealth. Howevah, menny were rich in spirit an' chareecker. Their net wo'th expressed itse'f in old-fashioned wo'ds, sech as integrity an' hono', rather than tradishunal numbers. They believed thet yer wo'd was a corntrack mo'e bindin' than enny on paper, an' they slepp th' sleep of th' jest in unlocked homes.

In th' years thet haf passed on account o' then, so much in th' wo'ld has changed, cuss it all t' tarnation. Th' speed at which we live seems t'increase daily. Our front po'ches haf disappeared an' most of us doesn't knows our neighbo's. Cyber scams, virtual TV an' talk shows make us feel thet we've somehow been transpo'ted Steve and friends on a trip out West.t't'other planet while sleepin'. Our faif in th' innate fineness of hoomin bein's has diminished o' disappeared, cuss it all t' tarnation.

All of this hyar has affecked us, an' one result is thet th' business of doin' business is much mo'e difficult. It's hard t'knows whut to trest an' in whom yo' kin believe. Th' larger an' th' mo'e impo'tant th' transackshun, th' higher th' stress it seems t'junerate.

It is mah cornvickshun thet in today's wo'ld, th' values of yessuhterday are vital, ah reckon. ah have see nothin' in mah life, no' in th' 40 years in which I've been in aviashun, t'convince me thet bein' dishoness o' untrestwo'thy is a fine idea. I've had no experience thet cuzd me t'reckon thet bein' untruthful t'cestomers is a great foun'ashun on which t'build a business.

Thar is neifer sale no' enny business transackshun impo'tant inough t'cuz me t'aban'on the lessons of thet time so long ago.

Eff'n yer interested in buyin' an airplane, sellin' an airplane, o' findin' someone t'he'p yo' sell yer airplane, please gimme a call, ah reckon. ah promise t'do mah mighty bess fo' yo'.


Steve Weaver Aircraft Sales - Route 3 Box 696 - Phillipi, West Virginia - Phone 304-457-4523 - Fax 803-753-9761 For a restorative vacation for both your body and your soul, consider a week on the banks of the unforgettable Tygart River, in the heart of West Virginia. Click for more.
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